I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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