I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
