the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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