yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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