What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I know her cup size but not her name....
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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