I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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