did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....