Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
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Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid