I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
