glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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