He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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