dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
