It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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