So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
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