took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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