I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We left an ass print on the piano.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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