You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I love you.
Bad choice
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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