You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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