these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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