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I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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