It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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