I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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