are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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