I hope mine doesn't look like that
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Randomize
