her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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