I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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