..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
