my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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