I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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