doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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