so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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