i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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