he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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