if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
from now on my penis is your penis
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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