My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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