Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The feeling are messing with the penis
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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