Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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