Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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