yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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