I can tuck mytits in my pants
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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