Say something about gay babies.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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