But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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