I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Randomize
