they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It was like giving head to a cactus.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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