Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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