at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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