Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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