Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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