We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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