So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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