I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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