But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
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