I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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