there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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